Corruption Test - How Sleazy Are You? (Score over 200 : Seek Help)
1. Ever laughed at someone's misfortune ? (1) 2. Ever laughed at a mentally or physically handicapped person ? (2) 3. Ever tried alcohol ? (1) 4. Ever been Drunk ? (2) 5. Ever play drinking games ? (2) 6. Ever Fall down because you drank to much ? (3) 7. Ever drink enough to throw up ? (4) Bonus - Throwing up on yourself or another person (1) 8. Ever wake up and not remember what you did the night before ? (5) 9. Ever been forcibly removed from a bar ? 8 10. Ever participated in/finished a pub crawl ? (5) 11. Do you drink regularly, at least three times a week ? (3) Bonus - 1 point for each extra day (Max of 7) 12, Ever fall asleep/pass out in a bar? (4) 13. Ever try pot, hash, magic mushrooms ? (4 per drug tried) 14. Do you use drugs regularly ? (4) Bonus - more than four times a week (4) 15. Ever bought soft drugs ? (4) 16. Ever sell drugs ? 8 17. Ever sold drugs to support a drug habit ? (12) 18. Ever used barbiturates ? 8 19. Ever used hallucinogens ? 8 20. Ever used narcotics ? (10) 21. Ever been stoned or drunk for more than 48 hours ? 8 22. Ever Been on a date ? (2) 23. Ever been felt up, groped ? (2) Bonus - To orgasm (2) 24. Ever had sexual intercourse ? (6) 25. Ever had a bath or shower with a person of the opposite sex ? (5) 26. Ever paid for sex ? 8 27, Ever taken advantage of someone while they were drunk/ stoned / incapacitated ? (4) 28, Ever get someone stoned /drunk in order to obtain sexual favours, and succeed ? 8 29, Ever engage in oral sex ? (4) Bonus - To orgasm ? (2) 30, Ever engage in anal sex ? (6) Bonus - To orgasm ? (2) 31, Ever engage in the 69 position ? (4) 32, Ever contracted a STD? (12) 33, Ever had sex without a contraceptive ? (4) 34, Ever had or knowingly been responsible for an abortion ? 12 35, Ever had sex with more than one person at a time ? 9 36, Ever had sex with two or more partners in a week ? (4) 37, Ever had sex in a public place ? (6) 38, Ever had carpet burns in relation to a sexual act ? (4) 39, Ever engage in sexual activity with a member of the same sex ? (10) 40, Ever practiced bondage, masochism or sadism for sexual gratification ? 8 41, Ever used sex toys ? (6) 42, Ever pass out during sex ? (5) 43, Ever been responsible for loosing someone else's virginity ? (4) 44, Ever masturbated while talking on the telephone ? (3) 45, Ever bought something in a sex shop ? (3) 46, Ever licked or have someone lick an eyeball ? (1) toes ? (2) ears ?(1) 47, Ever had sex with a relative ? (5) 48, Ever make someone sleep in the wet spot ? (6) 49, Does necrophilla, pedophilla or beastiality turn you on ? (20) 50, Ever been arrested ? 8 Bonus - Convicted ? (7)
Add up your points now
Scoring: 0-20: A life in the church is too corrupt for you. 21-40: You barely make our scale. 41-60: approaching normal, you aren't much fun on a date. 61-100: Normal, you use your right hand like everyone else. 101-130: Above average, you've got a few tricks below the belt. 131-160: You're enjoying life to the max. 161-200: You're a danger to society. Who let you out on a day pass ? Above 200: You're going straight to hell
